vvendys:

vvendys:

vvendys:

if farmer A sells potatoes and farmer B sells apples, what does farmer C sell?

MEDICATION! 

get it?? bc farmer C sounds like pharmacy…

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e-aster-bunnymund-lover:

whereareyouravengers:

duskyhuedladysatan:

loki-is-our-god:

burn-cities-burn:

This is not a look of someone who’s been defeated, this is a look of someone whos getting exactly what he wanted.
What does Loki desire more than ruling earth?
 Ruling Asgard.
Where did he get banished from? Where is he being returned to?
….Exactly. This is all part of Loki’s plan.

^ this

the character is so far ahead of everyone, and everyone forgets.  dolts.

wow you were right

e-aster-bunnymund-lover:

whereareyouravengers:

duskyhuedladysatan:

loki-is-our-god:

burn-cities-burn:

This is not a look of someone who’s been defeated, this is a look of someone whos getting exactly what he wanted.

What does Loki desire more than ruling earth?

Ruling Asgard.

Where did he get banished from? Where is he being returned to?

….Exactly. This is all part of Loki’s plan.

^ this

the character is so far ahead of everyone, and everyone forgets.  dolts.

wow you were right

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assiest:

your tattoo says ‘only god can judge me’ yet here i am

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lana-grant-may:

carry-on-my-wayward-nun:

p1ants:

i think freckles, stretch marks, tattoos, bruises, birthmarks and scars are probably the coolest thing, you started with almost a blank canvas and look at u now, all this evidence that you’ve lived and the sun has shone on you and you’ve grown and maybe tripped up a few times and liked an image so much u made it a permanent part of u, beautiful.

That’s one of the most uplifting things I’ve read

This needs to get passed around more

(Source: paintgod)

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naomster:

tempestpaige:

my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff

YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS

naomster:

tempestpaige:

my mom has a tiny violin she plays whenever me or my siblings complain about stupid stuff

YOUR MOTHER IS MR KRAABS

image

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what-a-catch-missjackson:

So today in Design class the teacher asked if I would demonstrate how to cut a piece of wood at a certain angle and a girl in my class said “Zoe’s great at cutting! You should see her wrist” before I could even react the really quiet girl in my class got out of her seat punched the girl in the face without even saying a word.

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We need more Mary Sues. We need more unapologetically powerful female characters, on a wish-fulfilment level of awesome. We need them to be gods and superheroes and billionaire playboy philanthropists and science experiments gone wrong and normal kids bitten by spiders who now save the world. Why should female characters have to be realistic, while male characters have all the fun? Why shouldn’t a female hero appear alongside Iron Man and Thor, in a way where she can truly hold her own?

We Need More Mary Sues (via matchgirl42)

"Why shouldn’t a female hero appear alongside Iron Man and Thor in a way that she can truly hold her own?"

we have one

Marvel just needs to get their shit together and give her her own damn movie already

(via kripke-is-my-king)

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fun fact i knew this girl from camp who had a british accent but she wasn’t from england and then one day i went to her house and her parents didn’t have a british accent either so i asked her where she got it from because i was really confused and she told me her parents faked it until she was 7 because they wanted a child with a british accent

(Source: trolllinginthedeep)

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